your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
dear game developers attached below you will find my resume, cover letter, and references please hire me as your primary artist thank you
As a developer in the gaming industry, you’d be surprised, this small joke you created here, is nearly identical to the type of shit people put in their references. Your joke, could literally get you a job.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE
I’m not very far into 11’s episodes, but WHY DOES MATT LOOK LIKE JESUS?
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
I have decided that Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal
Cecil died on his first day as an intern, but refuses to come to terms with his passing. Night Vale is a perfectly normal town. It’s just that we see it from Cecil’s perspective, and Cecil is lodged between the world of life and death.
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this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?
HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN
TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS
TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK
TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS
TO WHATEVER THIS IS
TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER
"I’m every icon." - Lady Gaga